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Two hundred Upper Schoolers donned cutouts of Jake’s face from his crazy-hair college days today during advisory time. Throughout the day, the Upper School was instructed to not acknowledge his birthday, and when advisory time came, students were given cutouts of his face to wear as masks.

When Jake’s advisory commenced, his advisees began to leave the room one by one without explanation, leaving a confused Jake alone. When Jake emerged from his room, he was surprised to see hundreds of smaller versions of himself lining upper and lower Klarsch Halls and a group of seniors prepared to serve class colored cupcakes in the dining hall. The whole affair was sealed with a traditional Annie Wright birthday song.